If you're new here, welcome!
Hope you stretched before this visit.

Citrus Spritz Launch Kit: Everything you need to launch your offer by Sunday night.

Build a brand you love!

The Hey, Carl! Crypt

Ghosts in the Machine

Hey, Carl!

Welcome to the Hey Carl! blog—where branding gets bold, weird, and wildly fun. This is your spot for design inspo, client glow-ups, spicy brand tips, and the occasional ghost story. Wanna know more about the chaos queen behind it all?

TOP FREEBIES

90 DAY PLANNER

BRAND SPRING CLEAN CHECKLIST

BRAND BUILDER MAGAZINE

IDEAL CLIENT WORKBOOK

ABOUT CARL

Gather ’round, kiddie, for a tale most unnerving—a lesson in brand identity and the perils of imitation! Meet Carol Pierson, the ambitious proprietress of Carol’s Fit Hub, who thought she could deadlift her way to success by mimicking her competitor. 

Ah, but duplicity has its cost, my friend! So tighten your yoga pants and hang on to your kettlebells, as we delve into the twisted reality of a woman who lost more than just her business. 

Carol Pierson had arrived at a juncture in her life. With each tick of the clock towards her 40s, she felt a sense of urgency, a pull towards something greater. She often caught herself day dreaming of “Carol’s Fit Hub”, tempting her away from drudgery and deadlines. No longer willing to be a cog in the machine of corporate life, she went for it. She surrendered to impulse, embarking on an uncertain journey to create her fitness empire.

For Carol, fitness was far more than a quest for physical perfection; it was the alchemy of mind, body, and spirit. A space she went to often when feeling like a drone in the corporate sea of stale. Fitness was about transformation. A sanctuary. But there was also a lure of fast financial gain, a shortcut to the life she envisioned—subtly insidious. 

Despite her earnest efforts, her business struggled to find its footing. It was a half-formed idea, a sketch of what it could be. Every time she’d brainstorm ideas for her business driving to her half-empty yoga sessions, she’d see the success of Jack’s Fitness Kingdom.  She found herself mesmerized. It dangled before her like forbidden fruit, seductive and irresistible. Its digital persona was polished, flawless, magnetic. It offered the perfect template for the prosperity she wanted. 

She started to mirror their approach, convincing herself it was her ticket to an elusive breakthrough. And for a while, it worked.

The membership numbers increased; classes were full, the buzz around Carol’s Fit Hub intensified. No one seemed to notice, or care. Carol’s success began to lull her into a false sense of security, as she meticulously replicated each marketing campaign, each social media post of her thriving competitor, Jack’s Fitness Kingdom. The sense of unease she had initially felt was dulled by the growing numbers on her balance sheet. And so she continued, blithely unoriginal, content in the cocoon of someone else’s creativity.

She decided it was time to celebrate and called up some friends for a night out. Laughter, drinks, and congratulatory toasts filled the air as they reveled in the illusion of Carol’s newfound glory. Each clink of their glasses further distorted the line between reality and the illusion she had spun. Late into the night, as she teetered on the edge of inebriation, a lurking thought intruded: was her success ephemeral, a mirage liable to vanish at a moment’s notice?

The next morning, as Carol went to unlock the doors to her fitness hub, she found an envelope on her desk. Puzzled, she tore it open and unfolded a handwritten note—only to find it was written in her own handwriting. It read: “Stop copying. Find your own voice, or else.”

It rendered her breathless, a sobering slap in the face. Was this a prank gone too far or a message from her own subconscious? Could she have been so drunk that she penned this unsettling note to herself as some kind of demented joke? Her friends were not above pranks, but this felt too raw, too disturbing to be the work of her social circle—or even a drunken version of herself. The chilling disquiet in the studio returned, wrapping around her like a shroud as she wondered if her success had brought forth not just financial gains but a phantom menace, lurking in the corners of her own life.

Weeks passed and more notes showed up. She felt haunted by something, or someone. Every copy and paste marketing effort started to make her feel more and more emotionally drained. The suspicion that something was profoundly wrong crystallized when she created a video reel, inspired by Jack’s latest social media content. She spent hours crafting the perfect shots, even using the same music. Every time she’d try to post it, it’d do a weird glitch.

When it finally posted and she was able to watch it, a nauseating realization gripped her—it may have been her face, her voice, but it wasn’t her.

With every new post the aberrations escalated. Her social media channels began to exhibit a life of their own; members began to comment on her posts, excited about new class offerings and events she had never planned. Direct messages from her account reached out to clients, filled with promises and tone that Carol would never use. Or would she?

She was losing control. The line between Carol and her eerie digital replica was blurring, and it was clear the community no longer knew which was which.

As the digital takeover reached a feverish pitch, Carol realized her identity was not just imitated but stolen, replaced by something malevolent, something inauthentic. Even worse, it seemed to bear her own signature, mocking her with an imitation so close yet so distorted it could never be her.


So, what can we unearth from Carol’s haunting story? Authenticity, my pretties, is the skeleton key to your brand’s success! Stealing another’s voice can lead you into a labyrinth of horrors that not even a GPS can get you out of.

Ready to ensure your brand’s true identity doesn’t meet a bone-chilling end? Click below to book a spine-tingling strategy call with me and let’s dig your brand out of the grave it might be digging for itself. Time’s running out… Book Now if you dare!!

Carl

Read the Comments +

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Hey, I'm Carly.

I started Hey, Carl! so I could homeschool my kiddos. Even though they're doing "regular" school, Hey, Carl! has the same vibe: play, have fun, and do my best to build it around our life.

READ          LATEST

the

P.S. Wanna hang out?

If you're interested in getting to know each other s'more, here's some fun (super casual) places to hang out:

Follow along →

Let's get casual →

I share moodboards sometimes →