That sounds amazing! Tell me more.
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Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero.
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me.
Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water.
Especially when running your business and keeping up with all the things already has been anything but easy.
What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" That's why you always leave a note! There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Really? Did nothing cancel?
First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. We just call it a sausage. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.
No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
That you can launch with ease. That you feel confident about because you know what to type and the design is done.
I am so ready for this. Sign me up!
A template that helps creative services providers get their offer out there fast and with peace of mind.
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You’ll get to help more people with less overwhelm and skip overloading your already booked calendar.
All the compliment in the world because your copy will connect with your audience thanks to this sweet ass outline.
Relief from knowing
your design will be done
in no time and it’s
gonna look amaze-balls.
Time to sleep in because you won’t be losing it in the process of building your sales page.
Present your offer with confidence knowing your sales page and copy are both direct, clear and professional AF.
Design your sales page in no time with this super fun and customizable Showit sales page template thanks to Hey, Carl!
Write your sales page with ease with this beautiful outline created by Copywriting that’s filled with prompts, examples and the best direction ever.
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Let's do this.
Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out
You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder.
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I'm so ready. Let's do this!
If this sounds like you - pull up a seat and pour another shot of espresso! You are definitely in the right place. This program helps you feel more balanced and attract your dream clients. Those are the least viable results promised in this program. But don’t be surprised if you’ll be able to work on the projects your love more and that you have a sustainable process put in place too.
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I thought about you a lot when creating this offer. (Not in a creepy way - promise!) I just knew I wanted you to see that you don’t have to spend loads of money and loads of time creating a sales page when you just need to get your product or service out there yesterday.
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Let's work together.
With features in the 605 magazine, the argus leader, your mom’s house and results like these: Jenny landed her first big client, Katie tippled her income because her website spoke professional AF vibes and how Sarah was able to take a full vacation without worrying about how her brand was going to be built.
So, now that we’ve ‘officially’ met, there’s just one thing I gotta know: Are you read to stop procrastinating your brand design and start looking amazing and make time for your craft?
Let's work together.
Since then, I’ve niched down and decided focus on what I enjoy most so I can help others focus on their craft, too. I’ve helped countless copywriters, photographers, artists and creatives feel confident about their brand with my brand discovery process and day rate branding.
I was pouring into all my passions while trying pour into all my passions while marketing my business and grow it all at the same time. Yeah, it wasn’t great.
I’m also a mom who loves to box, spar, catch a good horror flick and jam out to some good tunes. If that design task list is stressing you TF out, you're welcome.
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If you think this program *might* be for you - but you still have a few lingering questions - my DMs are all yours. Send me a message on Instagram, and I’d be more than happy to have a straightforward, supportive conversation about getting your design task list off your plate, and whether this offer can help. And, no worries, I’ll never pitch unless you let men now you’re ready to work together first.
DM me your questions.
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs.
Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me!
She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?
My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is.
She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?
My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is.
Let's get started.
Have a solid composition in your design.
Have more time for that thing you love.
Enjoy eating your cheeseburgers.
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